Friday, March 14, 2008

Movie Scenes that ROCK!!!

Bushisms 2

"Do you have blacks too?"

-To Brazilian president Fernando Henrique Cardoso; Washington D.C.; November 8,2001

Deep Thoughts with John Handey #2



Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

One of my wedding reception songs

Finally Forever
by: Chris Cornell

On the silent night so out of place
I almost lost my nerve
When I saw you walk into my space
A woman like you I could not replace
And it took some patience to catch your eye
Patience to win your heart
Now it feels like I don't have to worry at all
It's finally forever
There's no hill I would not climb for you
No bridge I wouldn't cross
Not a moment passes in my life
That you're not on my mind
Together or apart
And it took some patience to catch your eye
Patience to win your heart
Now it feels like I don't have to worry at all
It's finally forever
Anytime you're lost
Anywhere you're found
Anytime you want
I will be around
Anywhere you seek
Anywhere you stand
Anytime you fall
Anywhere you limp
Even if you break
Anytime I can I will be there for you
I know that you'll understand
You'll understand
Now I never would have imagined this
So I thank my lucky stars
As I see you in your wedding dress
Never would have guessed you'd fill my open arms
And it took some patience to catch your eye
Patience to win your heart
Now it feels like I don't have to worry at all
Yeah it feels like I don't have to worry at all
Yeah it feels like I don't have to worry at all
It's finally forever
Finally forever

Taylor Kitsch will be Gambit

So suck it up Chris!

And he likes black chicks!

My Adrian Paul #1

Deep Thoughts with John Handey

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it will make everyone think how stupid war is. And while they are thinking that, you can throw a real grenade at them.