Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I like to take things out of context....

Scene: Sandi talking about why when she put the pencil into the electric pencil sharpener it didn't sharpen the pencil.

Sandi: "That's the problem. It stops when you put it all the way in."

Kamia: "And nobody likes that."

Sandi: "Oh geez."

Rant

I hate when toilet seats are left up. I freakin hate that. I don't want to touch the toilet seat to put it back down. I don't know what bacteria/ disease was on your hands when you touched it. I don't want to have to constantly feel as if I have some unknown supergerm on my hands that'll eat my skin away like some flesh eating bacteria. Disgusting. You bend down to lift the seat, you bend down again to flush the bastard, why the hell can't you bend again and put the seat back the way you found it?

What’s even more disgusting is the fact that I’m sure you would immediately touch the toilet seat right after you touched yourself to put it down. WTF!! You just touched yourself! Why the hell would you touch the seat right after? Why would you touch the toilet seat lever? Ugh! Wash your hands first then put the seat down and then wash again. It takes less than a minute you sick A-holes.

That just makes what I say even more valid. Why would I want to have to put a toilet seat down if I don’t know if the punk before me washed his hands before they touched anything? What if one of the F’ers that actually had the common decency to put the toilet seat down after they were done was a complete f’ing idiot and had neglected to wash their hands before they did so? I don’t want to touch anything that you or someone else touched after touching their wee wee. Gross!

I hate people.

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Giant and I




Little giant you scare me so,
with your screechy voice and your gangsta fro.
You are so cute but big for 3,
the LOST monster you remind me of, I do decree.
Bossy aren't you? A bully will unfurl,
I swear you will be like that blonde in Mean Girls.
The boys will all want you when you grow up,
Just make sure before you marry one, you get a prenupt;
Cause I know you will be famous one day, perhaps another Halle Berry?
Of course without a Monster's Ball film, now that's freakin scary.
Remain cute and adorable and hold your head up high,
cause those other girls are chicken heads but you, you're so fly.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Synopsis

On Friday, June 13, 2008 someone will watch too many horror movies, so many in fact that the horror movies will merge with our dimension creating a reality where the inconceivable will occur. The one who holds the heart shaped necklace with the sapphire stone in the middle is the one who will bring the monsters forth. Once this happens all hell will break loose. Only the individual in control of the necklace can set the world right. Will they succeed or perish with all the others...

*DOOSH*

Saturday, May 10, 2008

inside my head




상상의, 가공의 괴물, 거대한 것
imaginaire monstre
immaginario mostro
imaginario monstruo
想像上の 怪物

inside


no more bullying
enough of dramatics
i did not sign up for any course
oscillation is constant
devoid of emotional commitment to all
it is certain
i am not making it up
it is real
i just do not care
the world still rotates
whatever
it is sad that you do not believe
my way is easier
i have tried everyone elses
i have to be true to my ways
i am not closed minded
i am tired
my world is safe
that place for me and the characters i have allowed to be important to me
they do not disappoint
they are always there inside my head
they understand
this dream wonderland
they entertain me
that chimerical space
the anxiety
the anger
the circles of pressure enveloping
clouding the vision
overwhelming heat
inside my head
it is not hard to enter but each entrance has a price
they do not understand why i must enter each time
misunderstanding, misjudged, misconstrued
i will not be their clown
the show is not for free
you are not better
i am not melodramatic
just multifaceted
i listen
do you
does anyone
let me
speak
done