Deep Thoughts with John Handey #2

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?!

Deep Thoughts with John Handey

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it will make everyone think how stupid war is. And while they are thinking that, you can throw a real grenade at them.