Why Thank You Mr. Rich Man

Goodwill decided to give me a birthday card. This is what it said:

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest. Happy Birthday!"

It was signed by the CEO.

Now I'm well off but I believe someone who isn't really wouldn't appreciate receiving this card. It's kind of a nah nah nah nah nah I've got money and will live longer than you poor people!