Three Shots up for grabs

Today I went to BevMo to pick up 4 mini alcohol bottles for Megan, Chris, Emmanuel and I. I bought a mini smirnoff, a mini raspberry smirnoff, a mini absolut raspberry and a mini absolut mandarin. Of course the mini raspberry smirnoff was mine.

I text messaged the three which bottles they wanted, first come first served. Megan responded first. This is very scary since she is a nurse. I guess it was a slow day. Either that or someone may be dead out there. Anyways, she asked for the absolut raspberry. I kinda assumed she would because it is a girly drink.

What's funny is that Chris text messaged next but he too asked for the raspberry one. My first thought was: "what a pansy." Therefore, I told him it had already been taken. His response was: "Bogus, I'll take whatever then. I hate Megan. I'll drink her soul."
I don't know why he thinks he can drink peoples souls but we all just humor him.

This all took place at 3:51pm.

Conversation over right? Wait, what about Emmanuel? Well I received a text from him too.......at 8:30pm. Remember that first come first served thing? He asked for the raspberry too, so that's 2 pansy asses. I wonder which one J.R. would of picked if he was in the running.....

Badly worded phrase numero 2

So, at work today we were talking about marking down some of the books we sell in the store. I was explaining to Arlene the process and for some reason I have lost the ability to speak properly.
I said, "What aisle are we doing mark downing."
To which Sandi replied, "Who is this Mark Downing and who's supposed to do him?"
Arlene not understanding said, "When are we going to start the pulling out process?"
To which Sandi wanted to say, "Pulling Mark Downing out wouldn't be nice."

Yes, this is what goes on in a bookstore.

The Real Definition of Pwned

WTF Moment of the week

Alone in the Dark sucks major ass!!!!! Why does Uwe Boll still make movies? Really?? WTF? It just doesn't get badder than this.

Why the movie sucks:
1. The scientist made a mchine that 'calibrated the monster's movements'.......I swear the machine looked like a Nintendo Gameboy SP.
2. Why is Christian Slater narrarating the whole movie?
3. Why is there an introduction at the beginning of the movie that is 5 minutes long?
4. Tara Reids' acting makes me feel like a rock scientist.
5. Cliche, cliche, cliche
6. Was there really a need for a sex scene? Hells no!
7. If the monsters only come out at night or in the dark (hence title) why the hell were they attacking people in the light. Did the writers and director somehow forget that this was a main characteristic for the movie?
8. My butt itches, I don't know why, I took a shower.
9. It grossed $2,834,421 in its opening weekend. The budget was $20,000,000.
10. The runtime was 96 minutes, 96 minutes too long.

What I can't believe is this, despite all the criticism, a sequel is set for 2009.

How the hell does this happen. I've been waiting for an X-Files sequel for 10 years and this trash gets one! Someone shoot me now.

A blog for Rich

This is to Rich on his 25th birthday February 24th 2008. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! You are the most hardcore human being ever. You are the definition of x-treme. I've never met a more hardcore Marine, and you're not gay! Ubercool. I don't care that you look kinda like Chad Michael Murray from One Tree Hill, you're still cool. The end.

My Life in a bookstore

"This country is no longer a democracy it's a totalitarian regime. I'm catholic and people who believe in birth control are heretics. It's all heresy. If you don't speak you mind then those people who hate freedom of speech win!" (crazy fanatic guy in the store)

"Are you saying birth control is bad?......" (little, sweet old Scottish woman)

"SHUT UP! Your opinion doesn't matter go back to your own country and leave America to Americans." (crazy fanatic guy in the store)

"What's the problem here?" (me)

"She needs to go back to her own country and stop screwing up America. That's the problem. Immigrants!" (crazy fanatic guy in the store)

"But aren't we all immigrants to this country." (me)

"I'm not an immigrant. I was born here." (crazy fanatic guy in the store)

"But....this country is made up of immigrants. Umm, Ellis Island....." (me)

Meggers gets excited on VD Day

Megan gets excited on VD Day 2008. from Kamia on Vimeo.

Bushisms 1

"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectives- like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."

Itsa Me, Mario!

9.4.06 Coronado Bonfire

Scar On The Sky
by: Chris Cornell

As I fall I leave a scar upon the sky
A simple note for you I wait for your reply
And in your answer I regain my will to try
So hover in the diving light
And we will rip the night
Out of the arms of the sun
One more time
Close your eyes and we will fly
Above the crowded sky
And over the dumbstruck world we will run
In these hills they wash the gold and graves away
To the valley under all of this I lay
And there you dig me out unearthed and saved
So hover in the diving light
And we will rip the night
Out of the arms of the sun
One more time
Close your eyes and we will fly
Above the crowded sky
And over the dumbstruck world we will run
We can rip the night, out of the arms of the sun
A blood red feather leaves a scar upon my hand
No longer stranded like a painted bird on a fan
So hover in the diving light
And we will rip the night
Out of the arms of the sun
One more time
Close your eyes and we will fly
Above the crowded sky
And over the dumbstruck world we will run
We can rip the night, out of the arms of the sun

Nostalgia 1: Countdown initiated

Puts a smile on my face everytime.



Care Bear Countdown, 4, 3, 2, 1
Who's that comin' from somewhere up in the sky?
Moving fast and bright as a firefly
Just when you think the trouble's gonna pounce
Who's gonna be there when it really counts?
Do the Care Bear Countdown
And send a wish out through the air
Just do the Care Bear Countdown
When you need them they'll be there
Don't be afraid when trouble's brewin' in your heart
If you can dream just send a wish out in the dark
And do the Care Bear's Countdown 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Badly worded phrase numero 1

"They shouldn't of said they were going to come if they were planning on pulling out."

SD gal

Beautiful SD at night.