Sunday, December 28, 2008

2 1/2 Years worth of blogs

I decided to put my old Myspace blog posts on here. Reading a lot of them I am surprised how much I have changed. Some sentiments are the same and I do still have the same humor to an extent, but I realize that I have matured. Yes, it is possible. So, just in time for the New Year, here are my blogs from the past 2 1/2 years.

2.7.06 - Baby Steps
What the hell are baby steps? That is the question isn't it? Does that mean the steps are the size of a baby's foot? If that is true then which baby's foot are we discussing? Is there a set average? What about all those BIG babies on Maury Povich; their feet are really big. Are baby steps just metaphorical ie. babies are small and just learning to walk therefore they learn a tiny step at a time. That's boring. I choose the former and go with those that show up on Maury. Why you may ask....... cause Maury is da man. Come on now....."so and so you are not the father" that's classic stuff right there.

2.10.06 - When is it really peanut butter jelly time?
Peanut butter jelly time, we all have heard of it but when does it occur? Do we always need both peanut butter and jelly? What if the grocery store only has peanut butter or only jelly? Are we screwed?
Why is it peanut butter and jelly time? Couldn't it be bacon and eggs time, or pork chops and potatoes time?
While on the subject, why must we use a baseball bat? Couldn't a spoon or butter knife do? Hmmmmmmm......makes you wonder huh?
I wonder, where is he at and where did he go?
P.S. I am so bored.

2.20.06 - Drama for your Mama
Drama can be really funny at times especially if you're involved in the drama. How you may ask can drama possibly be funny, well it is only funny when you don't care what the outcome is. Only twisted individuals like myself can really appreciate the thrill that is drama (I can name a couple of myspace twisted individuals like myself but that is for another day). MJB said no more drama but I say entertainment at its best. If you haven't heard: "like sands through the hour glass, and so are the days of our lives".

2.20.06 - Why Starbucks is hell
Starbucks is hell everyone. They tore down a fast food restaurant where I live to put up a Starbucks. If that isn't enough to prove that Starbucks is in league with the devil, I don't know what would convince you. What the hell? People would rather have coffee than food? There are too many addicts roaming around. Those who work at Starbucks are helping the devil collect his souls (they know who they are.........wink, wink). Therefore, I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest to expel the demon that is Starbucks out of our world. Who is with me?!!
P.S. I am completely serious......well almost completely.

3.28.06 - Personal Space
Personal space, is that so hard to ask for? I'm not talking about when your friends just won't leave you alone or when your parents and family members are always bugging. Nope, that is for another time. What I'm talking about is much, much worse. It is so bad that it just may be one of the signs of the apocalypse. Take a deep breath *whoooosh*.
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ARE THOSE BASTARDS AT DISNEYLAND THAT ARE STANDING IN BACK OF YOU IN LINE AND THAT ARE CONSTANTLY PUSHING THEIR WAY UP ON YOU THINKING THAT IF THEY DO THAT THEY WILL SOMEHOW MAKE THE LINE GO FASTER!
I mean what the hell guys? I was at Disneyland with Stacy on Saturday night (we went to have dinner) and we decided to go on Space Mountain since it opened up a while ago new and improved. By the way it sucked and Stacy almost threw up her chicken skins, but I digress. While in line (an hour and thirty minutes i might say) a mother and daughter team decided that they wanted to merge with my body and become one with me. Now I know that sounds sickening and kind of erotic, but it's true. It was like I had extra junk in the trunk or like I had a Siamese twin attached to my ass that was constantly trying to push me to the head of the line. Bad twin, bad. Of course Stacy and I had to joke about it and by joke I mean be extra, extra loud and insulting but hey I will never see them again.....hopefully. So the next time you are in line and you find you are pressing your face and body into someone else's backside, please remember, you are being very annoying and most people would not want to be touched by you cause your ugly, very, very ugly (now if you looked like Adrian Paul, Ryan Reynolds, or Jack and Sawyer from Lost then that's okay!). If you are in the situation I was in remember to give them evil dirty looks that say "I'm three fourths Black and will kick your ass regardless if it's a hate crime" and laugh hilariously. Hopefully they will get the picture or like in my case they won't....because they are dumb, dumb punks. In which case extreme measures will have to take place, and by extreme I mean extreme. Folks....I had to kill them both. It was very quick and clean. Yes, for a second I felt bad but then came sweet, sweet space. I have no qualms for what I did, I rather enjoyed it. I hope to do it again soon, my taste for blood is growing.
P.S. If you were slightly aroused by the picture of a mother daughter team trying to merge with my body you are a sick sick person. I also would like to say I know which of you were picturing this. (Thank goodness for my x-man mutant ability to read minds. Geez I'm such a dork! And I'm an even bigger dork because I realized what I put down but still won't erase it because I think it sounds cool.) I can name names regarding those perverts but I'll leave that for my next blog, I promise. Stay tuned!

5.14.06 – Always Cold
i walk in the rain while the darkness rejuvenates me
i grow weary of the act it seems
this darkness would scare those who know me, no matter who they be
why can't i feel ashamed of all the laughter it brings
the aphotic depths of the sky holds the power to control
sounds of the night say that life is the thing
we must all pay for living we must all pay the toll
but i have to be me no matter how disheartening
why can't you understand that i don't feel a thing
i can't be there for you, if it's loneliness you bring
why can't you understand that it's not all about you
why can't you understand that it's about all of us too
this unstable relationship, it gets jaded, it gets old
i can't sit here waiting for your epiphany to unfold
don't come to me when you feel the need to be consoled
by then i may be tired of you, i may be tired of being cajoled
sorry, this is me the way that i was made,
always cold
always cold
Always cold.

5.14.06 – Real Friends
Nothing.

5.15.06 - Piss on You
Nothing is real.
Everything is fake.
Life conceals, while Death produces heartbreak.
Though the wind blows, and the earth quakes, it may not be what you chose, but it's the path you must take.
As The sun sets and the darkness begins to awake, there remains only you, left with no feeling except a withering ache.
The only thing to say now is piss on you.

5.18.06 – A Very Important Question
Is Jem truly outrageous or is it just a sham? I mean, can anyone really be truly outrageous. Outrageous, yes, but TRULY outrageous, no. Well, maybe Alissa is truly outrageous.......and by default Matthew too. Okay, Dan you're truly outrageous also. Now that I'm done with Jem (and I know a lot or you are asking "who the hell is Jem?" and if you are then you should all go to hell and die) lets talk about Lost. Lost is the best show on television right now. It is so addicting and keeps you on the edge of your seat. If you are a fan then you are a cool and educated person. If you're not a fan then you're dumb........period. If you want to be a fan then you may have some potential.....this list includes people like Malia, Ronald, Richie, Megan, Genie, and Davina. If I left off your name then I just don't think that highly of you.....sorry. (and that's not to say that if I listed you're name that I do think highly of you. I may just even feel sorry for you......................... bastards.) I absolutely can't wait for the season finale. If the season finale isn't good, I just might burn Matt's house down. It's up to you to restrain me Alissa. It's too late for anyone to join our Lost party now but the third season starts next fall and you can borrow my first and second seasons to catch up. By the way, I desperately need my first season back. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...................genie. Also, Lea Mae, where the hell have you been? I did not get you caught up to the second season just to have you not show up to our parties...geez. Well that's all for now people so good night, good luck, and namaste. P.S if you did not notice and enjoy the quote from Lost I put in this blog just for you guys then I will delete you all from my friends list. Come on, who needs friends when you're lost? P.P.S Jack and Sawyer are hizzot!!!

6.10.06 – Get over Yourself
Okay, what the hell?
I'm trying so hard not to yell.
I was hoping you'd grow up, but inside I already knew; I mentioned this subject in one other blog too.
There you go always pretending I'm not talking about you. Sorry, but this is something I won't accede to.
And I know that you know what I'm saying rings true.
One question I have to ask is: why is it so easy for you to say adieu?
Another question is: why do you continue to lie to yourself and remain oblivious to all the real people around that try to help you accrue all the things you want in life, but steadily do to the bad decisions you've made, you tend to push those who care away for those who are untrue.
This is freakin like deja vu.
Cause you've played this silly game before but I happened to forgive.
Now I'm tired of the game and you've forgotten all the past times I stood by your side.
Therefore, I won't abide and now you must atone and live through all the troubles you brought on yourself....... alone.
Stop being a prude.
Why should your problems be paramount while ours put on a shelf? Just get the hell over yourself!

6.11.06 – Lost (unfinished)
Stolen memories taken to the sky, ascend into space to cascade down from heaven as the years go by. So let us cling together and let our seeds be sown for we must learn to live together or we will die alone.

8.9.06 – Friends
It's funny what life throws your way and when it is thrown. As I sit here tonight, outside, looking at the full moon and the stars without the hindrance of a marine layer, looking at the beauty God has bestowed upon us, I realize how beautiful all of you truly are. Tonight I sat with the closest people I have in my life and talked. We talked about nonsense, religion, science, relationships. Afterwards on my way home I realized how blessed I am to have for the first time in my life people that are there. I am not alone anymore. I can finally talk to people and know that they are listening. I can finally talk to people and have them understand. I finally have people who are like me, who watch the same things I do, who experience the same things I do, who love the same things I do, who think the same things I think. I know I can say something like 'Kage Bushin no Jutsu' or 'Dattebayo' and at least two people will get it. I can say 'damn you Michael for betraying your people and please stop yelling Walt!' and you would understand. I can say 'you Buddha Bitch' or talk about time travel and other dimensions and not only will you understand, but you will respond accordingly. I have been alone for so long I developed a habit. A habit in which I was able to be alone and trick myself into believing I was happy. Now I know I am not truly happy unless I'm with you guys.
As I drove home I felt tears well up in my eyes as the puzzle pieces clicked together and I realized how much I truly love you guys; how much you make my life so much better to live.
I smiled all the way home.
This is to those I see on a regular basis: Malia, Mario, Alissa, Desiree
Those I havent known that long: Richie, Tenchi, John, Matt, Ronald, Gwen
Those I have known for years: Tim, Davina, Megan, Malika, Nichelle
Those who are family: Katrina, Mae, Brandi, Marlon, Teresa
Those that cry because they weren't on the previous friends list but probably need to make their way to Cali so that they wouldn't have been left out in the first place: James
Those I hope to meet one day.

Though it may not seem so,
you influence me more than you know.
Though it may not seem true,
you give me strength when times are blue.
I will be there for you through thick and thin,
you are my friends, my life, my best of kin.

Love always,
Kamia, Kami, Kam, Kammy, K, Kamchi, and for those who like to be funny, Karnia...................jackasses! LOL!

2.9.07 – Charades……the game of life
Charades-
a game in which the players are typically divided into two teams, members of which take turns at acting out in pantomime a word, phrase, title, etc., which the members of their own team must guess.
a word or phrase acted out in this game.
a blatant pretense or deception, esp. something so full of pretense as to be a travesty.

2.9.06 – Rochambeau it
BS! Paper Doesn't beat rock!~
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freakin way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you........ ass.
Additionally, covering a rock isn't doing any damage. If you cut paper, it's like 'Damn, now I'm in multiple pieces. I want some orange juice.' And if you smash scissors with a rock, you'll warp them in a way that they could no longer be used (depending on how hard you hit). By covering a rock in paper, you don't render it useless. Therefore, screw paper..........not literally by the way......perv.

2.9.07 – What did you expect?
I looked through my blogs and noticed the lack of wit present as of late; therefore, this happens to be my attempt at regaining, no recouping my wit. I have a few things to speak of and here it goes:
People = suckiness.
I'm not talking about the people I know, oh no. The people I am talking about is those people I meet on a daily basis yet I never know there names. This goes out to you Mr. Foreign accent who although I tell you there is nothing more my department can do for you, you continue to badger us by coming in everyday to talk. I don't want to talk to you. I think you may be slightly mental also. How many times do I have to tell you that I don't care you bought an appliance and it busted. Sears sucks, okay. Yo momma. Excuse me, tu mama accent over the a.

Peanut Butter
It's good with marshmallow spread. Mmmmmmm fluffernutters

Jelly
I don't really like jelly that much.

Time
Boy has time gone by so fast. Lost is here already!

Lost
The best show on t.v. right now. Please don't kill off Jack aka Matthew Fox. JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You suck with the DVR!!!!!!!!

Grey's Anatomy
Nothing much to say here but it sucks.

Smokin Aces
Just three comments:
1. Where the hell was the camera shot of Ryan Reynolds' abs? Every movie he has done since he beefed up has had an infamous 'ooh look at my body' scene. This scene consists of unnecessary shots of Ryan's abs. When I heard that Ryan was in the movie, 50 no 70 percent of the reason I wanted to see it was because of his abs…………… because they are hot. Case in point:
Amityville Horror: this movie displays the old lets go running outside in my pj pants looking for a ghost, trick
Waiting: this one had the old I'm just putting on my shirt to go to work, trick
Blade Trinity: ever famous ever infamous the old I'm getting tortured and therefore I can't wear a shirt, trick
2. Common was hot.
3. I'm happy your wish came true in regards to Alicia Keys' part in the movie Mikie. Alissa didn't throw her popcorn on this one by the way guys.

I love Robin Thicke
No explanation needed. Buy the album. NOW!

2.13.07 – Kami’s Reviews: The Valentines Day Edition
As you can see, I have decided to put in my two cents regarding certain movies/ television shows/ anything I have come across in my life. This is just the beginning and I hope these reviews are insightful. First up just in time for Valentines Day is:

1. Robin Hood Men in Tights
Who doesn't love the classic story of Robin Hood and Maid Marian? Add in some old English rap music and a nice little ditty/ dance about wearing tights and you're made. Dave Chapelle as Achoo is great. "A black sheriff, well why not, it worked in Blazing Saddles." This happens to be one of Mel Brooks' best movies so Check It Out or deer to kill a kings dare.

2. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
This movie is a classic love story about a cyborg, Arnold Schwarseneger no Arnold Schwarzenegro no I got it this time, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who travels through time to the past to rescue a young man, John Connor, from an evil cyborg thing called T1000, who is made of what looks like mercury. Unbeknownst to T1000, mercury kills so even though he may succeed in his mission, he will still die of mercury poisoning. Sorry folks, this is no Michael Jackson love for a young man relationship, even though that would have been an interesting premise for this movie, but more of a protection from Michael Jackson’s love relationship. I know what you are thinking, very special, indeed. Anyways, cool movie. I don't know if I like it more than the original, but to date, still one of the best movie sequels made.

3. Kill Bill volume 1
All about Uma Thurman's love for Bill. Man does she love Bill. So much so that she kills for Bill. She kills everyone for Bill. Boy is Bill lucky. She kills Vivica A. Fox for Bill. She Kills Lucy Liu for Bill. She also kills a bunch of crazy Japanese ninjas for Bill. Unlike what most people believe upon first hearing the title, Kill Bill isn't about Killing Bill. The movie is about Killing for Bill, in the name of love. (Warning: This is only due to the fact that Valentines Day is coming up, otherwise, Kill Bill actually is about Uma Thurman killing Bill.) I like volume 1 more than 2 but altogether, I like Kill Bill.
P.S. Notice how every sentence has Bill in it……………that there is talent people. :P

4. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy or LOTRT as I like to call it
The story of everyone's love of a ring. Supposedly this ring is precious, yes, very precious indeed, so precious in fact, that it took over 9 hours to tell the world how precious it is. What I got out of this trilogy is this:
Gollum loves his precious.
Frodo is freakin annoying.
Samwise is kinda metro if ya know what I mean.
Pippin and Merry I don't know what the hell they are other than useless but I do know Pippin is Lost on an Island now.
Legolas, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Gimli is a dwarf with a lot of hair and is very short but not really because they used special effects for that.
Sauron needs a date.
Aragorn is hot.
Arwen is related to Steve Tyler.
Gandalf the White is a wizard who is white and can move metal objects around using his mutant power…..wait…….sorry wrong movie.
Anyways I am a lover of this trilogy and recommend anyone with lots of time on there hands to give it a go. Here are some quotes regarding the LOTR:

"Did you know that the Lord of the Rings is gay? There's this big, black tower, right? And it points right at this huge burning vagina thing, and it's like the symbol of ultimate evil. And then Sam and Frodo have to go to this cave and deposit their magic ring into this hot, steaming lava pit. Only at the last minute, Frodo can't perform, so Gollum bites off his finger. Gay."
~ Some Guy on the Lord of the Rings' gayness

"Natural enemy of the Star Wars saga….. But ultimately better"
~ Man with Brains on the Lord of the Rings

3.20.07 - A Winter’s Tale
Crowded places, familiar faces.
Useless chases. Unnecessary wages.
Feelings are contagious.
In a world full of false pages.
Torn and burned.
Fahrenheit 451.
And Then There Were None.
I guess this is just for fun, not for everyone.
Not even for you.
How vanity is your due.
Things not worth it to pursue.
There yet not there too.
Your problems not easy to construe.
The obsession scary to more than a few.
Mom and dad's comments lost in the ether.
Slightly heard over the loud voices of our teachers.
Your fingertips near but too far to grasp.
Ha. Revitalize.
Mopey? Forget your 'by definition'. This could be happy.

3.31.07 – Television Shows That Suck: Grey’s Anatomy Edition
Grey's Anatomy sucks. I swear it is a soap opera that airs primetime. My first question though is where are the attractive doctors? Bland, bland, bland. Mcdreamy isn't dreamy. I know of another doctor named Shephard who is dreamier. Mcsteamy isn't steamy. Mcgay is well gay. Anyway's, what's with all the Mc's? Does this show have stock in Mcdonald's or something? I'm willing to bet that Mcdonald's runs ads during commercial breaks.
Next up is my rant about stupid storylines. I have seen some stupid story arcs this season but this one gets the medal for the stupidest. Dum, dum, dum is Meredith going to die or will she survive? What the hell type of story arc is that? The show is called Grey's Anatomy. Of course Grey from Grey's Anatomy isn't going to die! If this story arc actually made people wonder if she would survive or not they are stupid and should not procreate (thank you Darwin!). Can you say jump the shark? I just want to stab myself in the eyes but I won't because if I do I will end up missing quality shows worth my while to watch i.e. America's Next Top Model and American Idol . Come on, Meredith's never-ending death, Jeffrey Dean Morgan's character dying but still showing up in an episode, everyone humping everyone, what the hell? Boo hoo hoo! Meredith is dying blah! She's a whore and we all know that whores don't get a second chance. Oh wait, this show even despoiled that bit of fact and let her live. What about all the other people in the hospital that are dying? I swear Seattle Grace sucks. The whole staff that works at that hospital was letting everyone die. Sandra Oh by the way is oh so yucky. Who could actually like her character? Don't get me started on the black folks. 3 black people, sure that is more than in most television shows but come on. Let's take a look at all the characters:
Meredith Grey: Ugly douche
Cristina Yang: Should douche but doesn't douche
Miranda Bailey: Nazi douche
Isobel (Izzie) Stevens: Should be in jail for attempted murder douche
George O'Malley: You're not fooling anyone so come out of the closet douche
Alex Karev: Going to hook up with the deformed Jane Doe douche
Callie Iphegenia Torres: Nobody cares about you douche
Preston Xavier Burke: Anger Management douche
Derek Shepherd: Adulterous douche
Richard Webber: Another adulterous douche
Addison Forbes Montgomery: Oh surprise another adulterous douche!
Mark Sloan: Man- whore douche
I swear this show is just about a bunch of people having sex with each other intermixed with some aspects of medicine. It's almost as if the writers went: "Hey, lets have this person have sex with this person this episode and then they'll have sex with this person and then argue about their jobs with this person. Oh yeah and they'll operate on a car accident victim." To end this and just to bring things into perspective: Grey's Anatomy is Former President Bill Clinton's favorite show. I think no more needs be said.

5.28.07 – Under Construction
Okay, so I'm writing three things at once.
The first is a fanfic. It's about 15 pages, not double spaced, and I know it'll take me a while to finish. As luck may have it, nobody is actually waiting to read it so there is no pressure to finish it. Also, I'm willing to bet that 90% of you guys have no freakin clue what a fanfic is, so lets skip that.
The second is an idea that was given to me by a person who will remain nameless. After watching the horror movie 28 Weeks Later with two other people, I was given the task of writing a horror movie manuscript involving all of you, my friends..... This idea was thought up because my dear dear friend thought it would be interesting to find out how all of us would either die or survive in a stereotypical horror movie.
I feel a little sad. The thing is, I have to think up ways to kill you guys. No, I'm not sad that I have to kill you people, oh no, my problem is that I'm not creative enough to kill you guys in awesomo ways. Therefore, I think I will kill you in ways that were already done in previous movies. I know what you guys are thinking and it isn't a freakin cop out assholes, I think it would be a good shout out to great horror movie deaths. It would also give You insight into how you would possibly die in a movie. This by the way is a low budget B movie horror. When I say B movie horror I don't mean Bruce Campbell B movie horror either. That stuff is actually entertaining. My movie will suck since it is I who am writing it and I'm much better at editing, but it'll be fun. These are the stereotypical characters you guys are in my mind. A very twisted place indeed. Thanks Alissa for this totally radical challenge. :P (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
Third and surprisingly spontaneously, I have started to write a little ditty I call "Ode to Lost". I've gotten quite far in the process even though I started writing it 10 minutes before I started posting this blog, but I've decided to write it in terms of each episode of each season. If you are a Lost fan you will know that Lost just wrapped up its 3rd season. If you are a Lost fan you would also know that the finale was terrific and way better than Heroes' craptacular finale. If you are not a Lost fan quite simply I hate you. I hate you because you are probably not watching Lost because you are too busy watching reality t.v. or a tivoed rerun of that ubercraptastically overhyped show Grey's Anatomy. (For my opinions on Grey's Anatomy please refer to blog entitled 'Television Shows that Suck: Grey's Anatomy edition'.) Anyways, I digress; this ode will portray each character and each momentous event accordingly, all the way up to the 3rd season finale. I'm not too good at poems or ditties or songs or writing in general but I have time on my hands for I have nothing to watch on t.v. and while all of you guys are having a rockin memorial day, I am stuck at work without nice warm BBQ. Why is this you ask? It's because of a certain individual that will also remain nameless.
I want chicken. Fried chicken. I also want watermelon. Cold watermelon. Add in some Bul-go-gi and Kimchi and I'm a happy camper. Why can't I have these things, WHY? Because of an inconsiderate A-Hole, that's why. No offense, see smiley face with tongue sticking out. :P Ha ha ha…..No?
I hope I have made you all's day brighter with laughter and stay tuned for some chapters from the horror film and selections from the Lost ode coming up soon. Love, Peace and Chicken Grease.

6.26.07 – Step Right Up and Shake Your Soda Cans
So I'm assuming Nintendo believes it can get away with anything.
I was playing Wii for only the second time in my life this past Sunday. Dan rented Mario Party 8 and Dan, Matt, John, Sherry, and I decided to play. I had never played the game but I had previously played the other 7 in the long line of Mario Parties; so therefore I knew the drill but wasn't familiar with the new Wii hand held motion sensor crap. I hate the controls. I would much rather play with the old school one remote attached to a joystick and or D-pad with A,B,X,Y,Z buttons, the option of a C-pad in addition to left and right buttons. It was much simpler that way. No. Nintendo wants gamers nowadays to not only have calluses on their thumbs but arthritis in their wrists. Stupid, stupid fat Hobbit.
I'm not angry with the controls because I lost the game, oh no, I am genuinely angry at the controls because they are stupid. I always freaking win at Mario Party. I am the Mario Party reigning champion. I pwned Mario Party……..until they put it on Wii. Alas I must admit defeat. Nintendo has made it impossible for me to win at Mario Party now. Wii controls are for guys; for only guys can truly appreciate and truly grasp the concept of the controls. Don't believe me? Mario Party has a minigame that consists of each player shaking their soda pop cans as fast as they can so that their soda will explode and reach the highest in the sky. That consists of shaking the wii remote up and down.
I got last place whilst playing against Dan, Matt, and John. Three freaking guys! I can't remember who received the first place title (and I probably wouldn't disclose that information even if I did remember because it would be rather embarrassing for said individual), but what is really important is that I, Mario Party champion extraordinaire, received last place. My wrist just wasn't strong enough and I didn't have the technique down. Nintendo Wii controls suck! Screw you Nintendo! Figuratively that is and you can stick your motion sensor control where the sun doesn't shine.

11.14.07 – Those Bitches
Bitch is a word so lightly used around.
I have only become familiar with two genuine bitches in my lifetime.
Only one of them do I feel sorry for. She was a crazy bitch.
There are many different kinds of bitches.
There are the ones who do not deserve to be called bitches for they are the strong ones, the independent ones, the ones who are confident in themselves.
I don't want to talk about them. I want to talk about the others.
The ones who are catty, cancerous bitches that spread their venom to all those around.
These bitches only care about themselves.
I'll just call them 'these bitches'.
These bitches never intend to be your friend.
These bitches get away with using men.
Jealous bitches who give the rest of us a bad name.
Mothers? Daughters? All the same.
They come in different shapes and races.
But I've found a certain kind have similar faces.
These bitches cannot be trusted.
Immature, silly bitches that will never be happy.
Spiteful bitches suck the life from females and males alike.
These bitches never change, they are always in denial.
These bitches that hide their hatred in a smile.
Don't be fooled by their 'sad' story.
I won't be.
We'll see how I feel about the bitch later.
Stupid bitch.
And they say we are the bitches.
Thank Goodness I don't associate with those bitches.

12.1.07 – Silly Rabbit
tricks are for kids....so sad........so really sad. Peace

1.4.08 – Not Worth It
Simplicity is monotonous and boring. Complexity makes you want to get up in the morning. Long live your simple life until you are willing to take a chance. You won't truly be happy. Move on. It isn't worth it. You are out there somewhere.

1.24.08 - Soudainement je sais
Soudainement je sais
Soudainement je peux voir tout
c'est erroné avec moi
Est-ce que mais que je peux faire ?
Je suis la seule chose que j'ai vraiment du tout

1.24.08 – Suddenly I Know
Suddenly I know
Suddenly I can see everything, that's wrong with me.
But what can I do?
I'm the only thing I really have at all.
Its been a long time since I saw your face but she doesn't live here anymore.
One day you will go away from here.
She's trying to free me. But she can't.
There's no reading me, so stop trying. You can change the world but you can't change me.
The sky opens.
The rain is taking over.
Yet the sun still shines.
It will take over.
I once drew a picture.
It is taking over.
The world spins for me.
It has taken over.
Let there be light.
The ghost comes but finds it is too late.
Slowly drowning.
Cold, icy, free falling.
Wind rising.
She is indifferent to the change.
It is within her.
The soul has departed.

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